room 137

Feel free to hang out here and relax for as long as you want. No one will bother, interrupt, heckle, hinder, or disturb your peace. We promise. There’s a full tray of ‘Accommodations’ next to the bed there, and you’ve got your ‘Stache’ on the other side. Just stand in from of it and concentrate hard on whatever drink you want, then say, “You got any beer?” and it’ll provide you with exactly the drink you were thinking of. Let’s see, theres a Magic Mirror over there on the pillar if you need to summon the Concierge, you’ve got a great view of the city, a bed to sleep in, and unlike that Creedence Clearwater song says, the bathroom is on the left. Enjoy.