First of all, congratulations on finding yourself at the The Red Rainbow, the world’s first Center of Creative Intelligence! On the one hand, it’s a hotel full of lively and ongoing entertainment, from concerts to comedy shows, immersive VR excursions like skydiving or visiting the dinosaurs, as well as tantalizing weekend conferences if you’re a boring intellectual square. On the other hand, it is an art mecca where artists of all kinds: writers, painters, musicians, and filmmakers can come to reside and explore their craft while living in luxury and bliss. To top it all off, we house and sponsor a team of academics to pursue the latest and greatest in myriad fields of scientific and cosmological research. And that’s about as much as we’re willing to tell you at this juncture.