THE LOBBY
Things to do:
Check-in:
THE FRONT DESK
Where we give you bits and pieces of seemingly useless information before showing you to your room. Well, a room anyway.
Take the Elevator:
**For Residents and Hotel Guests only. Room-keys available at the Front Desk.**
Don’t know what to do?
Or gaze deeply at this picture of a goat that we continually keep as the centerpiece of the lobby:
“Nothing is allowed to be true,
especially if it is false.”
practical NOTE:
Your journey around this building may take you to unexpected places. If you ever get lost, or simply need to return to this Lobby and reorient yourself, tap the Red Rainbow logo at the bottom of any given page—as seen below—and you will magically be brought back here.