THE LOBBY

 
 
 
 

CHECK-IN

At the Front Desk we give you bits and pieces of seemingly useless information before showing you to your room. Well, a room anyway.

 

Things to do:


 

The Elevator


**You’ll need a Room-Key to access the Elevator**


Don’t know what to do?

 
 

Or gaze deeply at this picture of a goat that we keep as the centerpiece of the lobby:

“Nothing is allowed to be true,
especially if it is false.”
— Goat
 

 
PUT A PENNY IN THE JUKEBOX
 

On a practical NOTE:


Your journey around this building may take you to strange and unexpected places. If you ever get lost, or simply need to reorient yourself, tap the Red Rainbow logo at the bottom of any given page—as seen below—and you will magically be brought back to the Lobby.

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