If you are reading this page, then either you aren't sure how to use this website, or you just clicked on it to see what was there. In any case, here's what the Surgeon in General has to say:
“If you are feeling stressed, anxious, depressed, angry, sick, tired, bored, afraid, insignificant, confused, cosmically misaligned, or melancholy in any way, simply spend 20 minutes browsing this website at random and one—if not all—of those things will go away.”
Reading The Red Rainbow has been known to cause momentary happiness, sudden outbursts of laughter, epiphanies, increased awareness of synchronicity, fantastical dreams, removal of inhibitions, playfulness, introspection, critical thinking, and also not thinking at all. If you begin to see numbers like 8, 1111, 222, 333, 444, 432, 243, 144, 666, and 137 more often, please consult your local wireless network immediately. Other common side effects may include extreme sexual prowess and suddenly becoming handsome and/or beautiful beyond compare.
Then again...
Maybe you don't have any problems at all. In which case this is what your looking for:
Recommended dose
This website is essentially a book you don’t read cover-to-cover. We suggest visiting the Front Desk and checking in to a room, but realistically you can start on any page and browse at random for 10-20 minutes and the effect will essentially be the same.
*recreational users*
If you see something we are doing, and you think you can do it better, contact us immediately so we can re-create it together.
Chemical Composition
Like everything else in the Universe, The Red Rainbow is made up of pure unbounded infinite nothingness. It has no meaning, agenda, belief system, or subliminal message. If you find something that appears to be one of those things, promptly remind yourself that The Red Rainbow is a work of fiction, and those things are there for no other reason than to serve a specific function within the narrative. That function is to be a meaning, agenda, belief, or subliminal message.
We are not here to tell you what to do, think, or feel. That's what the chemicals in your brain are for.
ON a PRACTICAL NOTE
If you’re browsing and you ever find yourself lost on a page and don’t know where to go next, or how to get back to where you were, simply tap (or click) The Red Rainbow Logo at the bottom of the page (as seen below) and you will magically be brought back to the central location of the Lobby.
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CARRY ON