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“It has come to my attention that whoever designed the Form Submission Field *cough* MANAGEMENT *cough* neglected to include a place for our visitors to write their Email addresses. Thus, I have not been able to respond to the Questions, Comments, or Concerns voiced by some of our visitors as of late. I apologize for this discrepancy, but the issue has been remedied, I assure you. You are welcomed, and indeed encouraged, to use this feature to your little hearts contentment. I will do my best to respond expediently."

-BOB
Acting Concierge


 

Today’s recommendation:

have dinner at

Jerry’s Larry is the first restaurant east of Japan to be entirely owned and operated by AIRs. (autonomous intelligent robots) It’s super good. Like, suspiciously good. If you do decide to dine there later, go ahead and tell Larry to tell Jerry that Bob says, “01100110 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01101110 01101110 01100101 01110010 00001010.” He’ll know what that means.

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Some Practical advice:

If you’re browsing and you ever find yourself lost and don’t know where to go next, or how to get back to where you were, simply tap (or click) The Red Rainbow Logo at the bottom of any given page (as seen below) and you will magically be brought back to the central location of the Lobby. The Elevator and the Front Desk are also available options for you at any time via the main menu.