MY NAME IS GOD, AND I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THE RED RAINBOW
You’re probably wondering, “what in the gosh darn f—k is this place?” Well, that’s a deep subject.
The Red Rainbow is a highly secretive for-profit organization that doesn’t operate under a specific definition, or purpose, per se… but if it did, it would be to give you an accurate, infallible, and otherwise inscrutable idea of the future that awaits you creatively, spiritually, socially, economically, and extra-terrestrially.
That’s right, I said it.
Aside from housing artists, philosophers, comedians, and pseudo-scientists, The Red Rainbow is also a luxury hotel, entertainment venue, library, museum, and research facility for actual scientists. Thus, it’s designation as a Center of Creative Intelligence. Anything that can happen here, will happen here.
Where exactly, is The Red Rainbow?
Believe it or not, The Red Rainbow is smack dab in the middle of one place. It’s also an extremely popular tourist destination, presumably due to the exclusive and excessive accommodations we offer in the building. The sort of things we do here include—but are not limited to—partying, taking naps, making copious amounts of art, inventing new technology, time traveling, dimension hopping, studying extra-solar civilizations, cosmic history, cosmic intelligence, the forces of nature, human nature, the nature of reality, and last—but certainly not least—we be chillin’ like villains.
Who’s we?
Well, that’s for us to know, and you to find out. So why don’t you stop dilly-dallying and walk in the door:
