Hello
You’re probably wondering, “what in the gosh darn f—k is this place?”
Well, that’s a deep subject.
On the outside, The Red Rainbow is a building that looks like this:
On the inside, this place is a for-profit organization that exists for the express purpose of giving you an accurate, infallible, and otherwise inscrutable idea of the future that awaits you creatively, spiritually, socially, economically, and extra-terrestrially, all for a very reasonable price.
That’s right, I said it.
Where exactly, is The Red Rainbow?
Believe it or not, The Red Rainbow is smack dab in the middle of one place, and it is extremely popular, presumably due to the clean and luxurious accommodations we have in the building.
Who’s we?
That’s for us to know, and you to find out. So why don’t you stop dilly-dallying and walk in the door:
