HELLO
& Welcome to The Red Rainbow
You’re probably wondering, “what in the gosh darn f—k is this place?” Well, that’s a deep subject. The Red Rainbow doesn’t have a specific purpose or goal, but if it did, it would be to give you an accurate, infallible, and otherwise inscrutable idea of what exactly is goin on in the world around you creatively, spiritually, socially, economically, and extra-terrestrially.
That’s right, I said it.
Aside from housing several artists, philosophers, comedians, and pseudo-scientists, The Red Rainbow is also a hotel, entertainment venue, library, museum, and research facility. Thus it’s designation as a center for creative intelligence. Anything that can happen here, will happen here.
Where exactly, is The Red Rainbow?
“Somewhere Downtown”
Believe it or not, The Red Rainbow is smack dab in the middle of one place, and it’s an extremely popular tourist destination, presumbly due to the exclusive and excessive accommodations we offer in the building. The sort of things we do here include—but are not limited to—partying, taking naps, making copious amounts of art, inventing new technology, time traveling, dimension hopping, studying extra-solar civilizations, cosmic history, the forces of nature, human nature, the nature of reality, and last—but certainly not least—we be chillin’ like villains.
Who’s we?
Well, that’s for us to know, and you to find out. So why don’t you stop dilly-dallying and come on in: