You’re probably wondering, “what in the gosh darn f—k is this place?”
Well, that’s a deep subject.
On the outside, The Red Rainbow is a building and it looks like this:
On the inside, The Red Rainbow is a for-profit organization that exists for the express purpose of giving you an accurate, infallible, and otherwise inscrutable idea of the future that awaits you creatively, spiritually, socially, economically, and extra-terrestrially.
That’s right, I said it.
Where exactly, is The Red Rainbow?
Believe it or not, The Red Rainbow is smack dab in the middle of one place, and it is extremely popular—presumably due to the clean, luxurious, and reasonably priced accommodations we have in the building.
Who’s we?
That’s for us to know, and you to find out. So why don’t you stop dilly-dallying and walk in the door:
