God Himself Reviews The New Book

“I give NIMI four stars. Literally, I just made four new ones in its honor. Also, the illustrations are rather pleasing to behold. I’d give the book five stars, but I myself prefer things to be written in plain old fashioned King’s English with simple sentence structures. You know, “Asketh and thou shalt receiveth,” or “Knocketh and the door shalt be opened unto thee,’ that sort of thing. “Jesus wept,” and whatnot. That isn’t to say I don’t like to get metaphorical from time to time, but for the most part I steer clear of psychedelic mystical hoopla. I’ve written some trippy stuff myself, like putting camels through the eyes of needles, the seven horses of the apocalypse, so on, so forth. But, the camel bit was actually an accident. I didn’t mean to write that. I meant to write “a ROPE through the eye of a needle,” but the camel version was already popular by the time I realized my mistake. Also, the seven horses of the apocalypse are just seven literal horses that I keep in my heavenly stables. So, none of that really qualifies. I guess what I’m saying is, NIMI is good. My book is better, but still, this one’s half-way decent.

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GOD HIMSELF