It’s me

God

And I’m here to welcome you to The Red Rainbow, which is a multi-dimensional center for creative intelligence. You’re probably wondering, “what the gosh darn f—k is that?” Well… it’s in the name, and I’m under no obligation to explain it to you. What I can tell you is that it is tall, and it has many rooms. It presently exists only in your imagination, and is thereby (most likely) imperceptible to you in any material way. Nevertheless, I assure you it is very real, and looks exactly like this: