THE LOBBY
“Forget everything you think you know about everything you know you think!! ”
“Nothing is allowed to be true,
especially if it is false.”
This is our word to the wise!
For those who have ears to hear, let them hear. For those who have laptops, let them read what is on those tiny screens. For those who have smart phones, let them read what is on those even tinier screens. For those who don't understand, we're not sorry. You're idiots. No one on Earth is telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and we are here not to do the opposite of that. Remember...
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The Elevator
**IN ORDER TO USE THE ELEVATOR, YOU NEED A ROOM KEY. SO YOU’LL NEED TO CHECK IN FIRST**
THE FRONT DESK
Where we give you bits and pieces of seemingly useless information before showing you to your room. Well, a room anyway.