“This is it, ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between. This is what we’ve all been waiting for. For nearly a century we’ve wondered why televisions exist—why they’ve populated the earth like rabbits with shiny ears—and now we know. Snowy Mountain Pass is the pinnacle of cognitive devolution. The paramount of the mind of mankind, numbing itself to sleep.”
Snowy Mountain Pass forever changed the face of television. But it didn't start out that way. In 2025 it was presented to all of the major networks, and each one will turned it down straight away. Blaze Bronson—the creator of the show—was so discouraged by this that the pilot script ended up sitting on a shelf for two years. All of that changed when movie watcher Rollins Thomas stopped by for a visit and secretly picked up the script while Blaze was using the restroom. Rollins knew straight away that it was hilarious, so he snuck it out of Blaze’s office and brought it to the executives at XYZ Family, The Red Rainbow’s in house network. After many hours of filibustering, the executives conceded to filming a pilot simply because they had a 'tee time' to get to and they were tired of listening to Rollins ramble. The Pilot episode is currently being filmed in the Red Rainbow backlot, and we’re all very excited for the day it premieres.
"These kids are up to something. I just know it." -The Principal
"Boy was I right. I bet you anything that they're the ones running around town vandalizing Kris Kristofferson records." - The Principal
"Got a Sting operation planned tonight. PHASE 1: Leave a signed copy of Synchronicity by The Police on the sidewalk. PHASE 2: Sit by the window in a dimly lit room watching scrupulously for any move these ruffians might try to make." -The Principal
