Sharon, known to us as Shelly for some reason, is a sorority girl turned journalist that has a monopoly on reporting about The Red Rainbow. We don’t know how this happened. We don’t know where she came from, or who she works for… But, she’s always here asking us lots of questions and… well, we have answers so it just keeps going on and on. She has a personal publication called β€œThe Stationary Stone,” which you can find in the Press Section.