Other quotes
fRom other days
“From the time you begin reading this sentence until the moment you finish, 2000 years of new information regarding the human experience will pass through the aether.”
“There are only two ways. Dead ahead, or back to nothing.”
“Rofflecoptering is one of my favorite words. It means rolling on the floor of a helicopter while laughing.”
“Love is impatient, passive aggressive, jealous, short-tempered, begrudging, and selfish.
...Until it has it’s coffee.”
“Seriously, you people are just now hearing about this?”
“They’re changing the guards at the fucking palace while Christopher Robin goes down on Alice.”
“People say our little town has gone to pot, but I disagree. Anyone with half a brain knows the pot came to us.”
“Can you accurately discern the difference between the truth you WANT and the truth that IS?”
“I may be paranoid, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t hiding the cannabis from us.”
“Every word you could possibly use, was at one time, not a word.”
“Moving mountains is easy, when you have millions of years to do it.”
“The easiest way to remember your dreams is to be awake while they’re happening.”
“The tree would take up its roots and walk, but every one that has ever tried has immediately fallen down and died.”
“This is one of those quotes that only make sense to he who understandeth.”
“The human will, made manifest through action, enters victorious into possession of a work it has created.”
“Are you seeing anyone? ....He asked the blind man sarcastically.”
“The stairway to heaven is not an escalator. Obviously.”
“I don’t give a good smoked ham what he literally did, I can’t even read.”
“If a fact falls in the forest, does it see a wind?”
“Pink octagons are spinning to Rachmaninoff.”
“From this point on, all directions will come straight from the universe.”
“The sun is a giant spaceship tangerine.”
“There is no immediately apparent pattern.”
“Life is a, a Collective Recollection. Do you know what I’m referring to? I think so.”
“There’s talk around town that something fishy is afoot, and that gosh darn seems to be business as usual.”
“Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky in the morning, sailor’s warning.”
“Don’t fight forces, use them.”
“I asked this guy on the street if he had any matches. He replied, No I’m one of a kind.”
“I have a standing bet with this bottle of whiskey to see who can get drunk first.”
“Why put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after yesterday.”
“Enthusiasm for life defeats existential fear.”
“Are you cheatin’ on my wife?”
“The past is one of those things I have to remember to forget. ”
“The best way to face your fears is to turn your back on them.”
“In the spirit of Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, and Self-control
they create
Hate, Saddness, War, Bitterness, Darkness, Faithlessness, Violence, and Mind-Control.”
“Language allows for the perceived metamorphosis of theory into fact
when used correctly
by the correct person
at the correct time
in the correct place.
Correct?”
“I’m only interested in one side of love. Specifically the face-down-in-the-gutter-cuz-you’re-so-drunk side.”
“Where are these waves coming from? You don’t know, but someone does. Down to the original pebble that caused the ripple.”
“Music is the silent killer, and it speaks volumes. Literally it will speak to you if you turn up the volume. And not only that, but it will do it in a language that only you, it, and every other person in the entire world understands naturally.”
“Grab a seat and hold onto your butts, cuz you’re about to laugh your ass off.”
“Sculpture is the scripture
of symbols and signs
Music is the picture
of rhythm and rhyme
Words are a means
to explain the eye
But film is a dream
in someone else’s mind.”
“The thing is happening.”
“Woah...It’s like, a rainbow.”
