greetings

I am the concierge of this fine establishment. I sincerely apologize for the fact that there are no humanoids currently at the front desk to assist you in booking a room. Normally it would be Tim’s twin brother Jim, but Jim is upstairs charging his batteries and Tim is in the middle of giving a virtual tour of the Taj Mahal. But, I’d be glad to help you in their stead. So here you go, this is your room key:

The Passcode for the elevator is your Room Number.

You will be up on Level 1, fourth door on the right. As per Red Rainbow policy you may stay in this room as long as you like, there are no hidden fees, or regular fees. All food and beverages ordered via The Stache or room service are complimentary. We hope you enjoy your stay!