“Forget everything you think you know about everything you know you think!! ”
This is our word to the wise
For those who have ears to hear, let them hear. For those who have laptops, let them read what is on those tiny screens. For those who have smart phones, let them read what is on those even tinier screens. For those who don't understand, we're not sorry. You're idiots. No one on Earth is telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and we are here not to do the opposite of that for never and always. Remember...
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+The Elevator+
Use it!!!
Nothingness.
LEVEL 0
This floor doesn’t exist, so don't even try.
Love
LEVEL 1
This is where we keep the unicorns!
Fear
LEVEL 2
This is where we keep the lie detectors!
Humor
LEVEL 3
This is where we keep the bananas!
Music
LEVEL 4
This is where we keep the tambourines!
Film
LEVEL 5
This is where we do black & white magic, in color!
If you're too nervous to visit one all by yourself, that's okay.
Because We Have…
A FRONT DESK
Where we give you bits and pieces of seemingly useless information before showing you to your room. Well, a room anyway.
