This Minnesota native is mostly known for his ridiculously good voiceover skills. By age twelve he could command over a thousand bucks a second. His fame was then shattered when tragedy struck in the form of a raging marijuana addiction that plagued him throughout the 70's---as well as the 80's, 90's, and 00's. After an excessive amount of cold turkey and several failed attempts at channelling his addiction into a string of medical marijuana dispensaries, he finally gained his footing in the form of Greensleeves, the Third-Wave cannabis coffee shop we have in the building. He is also the editor of a regionally famous online magazine called U.F. Oughta Know. His real passion is watching the short films they show before animated movies, but the thing he does for a hobby is produce, write, and speak out loud for Snowy Mountain Pass, our in-house television show we’re trying to get off the ground.