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Blaze’s ROOM
As usual, there’s three-quarters of a joint left burning—unattended—and a percolator full of GreenSleeves OG Joe on the desk. Who knows where Blaze is. Heck, he’s probably so blasted even he doesn’t know where he is. Blaze is great, I mean, he really is, but, sometimes you just wanna grab him by the shoulders and shake him and say, “get a grip.” Ya know? Granted, he’s always, and I mean always, looking sharp as a tac, decked to the hilt in the finest threads DOGE can buy, and the very tone of his voice makes you think he spent his whole life walking away from explosions in a sepia toned cologne commercial playing on a television in the upper corner of a Minnesota diner where everyone’s eating banana pancakes while it snows outside for the 73rd day in a row and the waitress is talking about the sprained ankle her son Lester got during the hockey game the kids had goin’ at the frozen pond behind Merchie’s—and it was that goash darn Ronny who did it ya know… but he’s a bastard on his mother’s side and she wouldn’t say an evil word against him bless his heart, but heck, if it isn’t the last thing she needs what with all the slippin’ Harold’s been doin’ off the stairs out front of the sheriff’s office every since he’s been havin’ to take up extra night—shifts, but the coffee is hot and the strawberry rhubarb pie is better and…
Wow that really got away from me. Listen to me talkin’ the day away. But wouldn’t ya know it here comes Blaze walkin’ in right this minute…
“I hope I haven’t kept you waiting. I had to step out for a moment or two, if you’ll forgive me… Rollins requested a copy of my latest revisions to the Pilot Episode of Snowy Mountain Pass. One of these days well get that show off the boat ya know.”
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This Minnesota native is mostly known for his ridiculously good voiceover skills. By age twelve he could command over a thousand bucks a second. His fame was then shattered when tragedy struck in the form of a raging caffeine addiction that plagued him throughout the 70's---as well as the 80's, 90's, and 00's. After an excessive amount of plastic surgery and several failed attempts at channelling his caffeine addiction into a string of Third-Wave coffee shops, he finally regained his footing in the form of a regionally famous online magazine called U.F. Oughta Know, named after the radio show he and Silverton had when they were teenagers in Minneapolis,and a major home run by way of pinoeering the Fourth Wave Coffee shop, Greensleeves, known for it's excellent cannabis infused brew. The first location of which is right down on the ground floor in the R&R area. Blaze's real passion is watching the short films they show before animated movies, but the thing he does for money is produce, write, and speak out loud for Snowy Mountain Pass, our in-house television show we’re trying to get off the ground.
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