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Rick’s Room


 

Rick is “gone fishing,” but you probably knew that already based off the sign on his door. What you might not know is that he’s not fishing for fish, he’s fishing for Aliens, Bigfoot, Ghosts, Ghouls, and other denizens of the supernatural world. He’s our number one paranormal investigator simply because he is neither afraid of what he might find, nor what he might have to do to find it. All he cares about is the thrill of the chase. And of course the evidence. But, realistically that’s secondary for him. What’s interesting about Rick’s room is that it doesn’t really match him at all aesthetically. He’s a total Texas-bred cattle-fart-rustler through and through. Unfortunately for him, we don’t kill cows for food anymore, so he’s been forced to find other work and become a vegetarian. The only reason his room isn’t western themed—we believe—is that Rick is so thoroughly simple that he literally sees it as a place to sleep and that’s it. It could have dirt floors for all he cares. In fact, word around the lobby is that Dillon and Rollins are planning on rearranging Rick’s room next time he’s away on an investigation. Supposedly they’re gonna turn it into a campsite with nothing but a campfire, a frying pan, and some tobacco tins. Maybe a harmonica for entertainment. They should be able to pull it off pretty easily. He’s gone most of the time, and it’s not like sneaking in here is difficult. I mean, look at you. You made it in here without a hitch. You sneeky sneekerson.

If you’re interested in reading Rick’s Reports, sneak on over to the press section in the LOBBY.


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